Shit My Cloud Evangelist Says
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Cloud…What’s In a Word?

Posted: August 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

If it takes 2 years to say “…what Cloud really means” then it means fucking nothing. Or it’s on sale on a two-for-one Blue Light Special.


DevOps…

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

DevOps…Because SpecialOps was taken and DoingWhatWeShouldHaveBeenDoingAllAlongOps just doesn’t sing…


DevOps Are Like the Jehova’s Witnesses…

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

There are only 13 of them that can get into heaven, they keep ringing my doorbell at 8am on a Saturday trying to convert me and they won’t accept ¬†blood transfusions unless it’s a committed change in Puppet or Chef.


NoSQL For Cloud…

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

..so it appears there won’t be a follow-on to Cloud 1.0. The show’s been cancelled. Instead of a SQL, perhaps we’ll have a retrospective?


Cloud: Pay By the Drink?

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

This shit better come with an umbrella, a plethora of fruit choices and a 12-step plan…


Cloud Wars?

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

It appears Darth Werner has brought the Death Cloud online and it’s now operational…your lack of faith is disturbing…


Clouderati?

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

…they make ointments for that.


OpenStack…

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

No, sir, it has nothing to do with pancakes.


Proof That Cloud Is Computational Masturbation…

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

…it has “self-service” as an essential characteristic.


Cloud Standards?

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

I don’t have any, why should the Cloud?