Shit My Cloud Evangelist Says
Inspired by Twitter, fueled by Starbucks

Automation, eh?

Posted: August 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

If Cloud’s all about automation, how come I still need a manual?


Net Neutrality?

Posted: August 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Neutrality? I can’t even get Cloud outa park.


wirtual serwers

Posted: August 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

vThis, vThat. Could you imagine how pissed off Mr. Chekov would be?


What Does a SAS-70 Have To Do With My Prostate?

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

How are a SAS-70 and a prostate exam related?

You bend over for both, what fits depends entirely on you and each involves an uncomfortable smile and a cough between strangers.


Regulation Is Fashionable…

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Yes, that compliance framework does make your *aaS look fat.


Wardrobe Malfunction…

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

The older I get it seems the things I want to be elastic aren’t and the Mrs. forces me to adopt self-service as her availability zones preclude on-demand access.


All In the Family…

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

I wish your mother had an API.


Stupid Is As Stupid Does…

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Use common sense.  There ain’t no patch for stupid.


On Cloud Suckage…

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

If your security sucks now, you’ll be pleasantly surprised by the lack of change when you move to Cloud.


Wisdom Of the Clouds?

Posted: August 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Cloud is only rocket science if you’re NASA and using the Cloud for rocket science.