Shit My Cloud Evangelist Says
Inspired by Twitter, fueled by Starbucks

Hawtness…

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Cloud Security FUD is undone by the awesomeness of the application of Cloud Security MILF (Marketing, Ignorance, Lack-of-data and Fallacy)


Please Shut Up Now…

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Shared Stacks=Shared Attacks.

You’re defiant that you’re compliant,

but when your assets the hax0r owns,

we won’t want to hear

your sorry moans


SAS-70 & The Gubbermint

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Ah, FISMA/FIPS 199 Low – The SAS-70 of the Government space…


Who Said Cloud Wasn’t Art?

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Cloud: It’s only complex if you use more than 1 color on a whiteboard. Otherwise it’s simply black & white.


Amazon & The Ever Stateful Firewall

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

“AWS, is your Cloud firewall stateful?” Sure. Even in Mississippi. Guam & American Samoa don’t count though.


On Scale And OxyClean

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Scale: it’s not just that ring ’round your bathtub any more.


Cloudebauchery…

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Two Clouds walk into a bar. Bartender says “Your server will be right with you”


Cloud Cooking For Geeks…

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

If you mix Cloud, Flash and an iPad you get blueberry pancakes. Go on, I dare you.


Don’t Forget To Flush…

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

Cloud is like dysentery: it doesn’t matter what you put into it, all you’re really concerned with is what comes out, how often and where.


FUDtastic

Posted: November 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

In [Cloud] security, FUD is defined as: Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt. It should be Facts, Unambiguity & Data. Hard to get there from here.