Hawtness…

Cloud Security FUD is undone by the awesomeness of the application of Cloud Security MILF (Marketing, Ignorance, Lack-of-data and Fallacy)

Please Shut Up Now…

Shared Stacks=Shared Attacks.

You’re defiant that you’re compliant,

but when your assets the hax0r owns,

we won’t want to hear

your sorry moans

SAS-70 & The Gubbermint

Ah, FISMA/FIPS 199 Low – The SAS-70 of the Government space…

Who Said Cloud Wasn’t Art?

Cloud: It’s only complex if you use more than 1 color on a whiteboard. Otherwise it’s simply black & white.

Amazon & The Ever Stateful Firewall

“AWS, is your Cloud firewall stateful?” Sure. Even in Mississippi. Guam & American Samoa don’t count though.

On Scale And OxyClean

Scale: it’s not just that ring ’round your bathtub any more.

Cloudebauchery…

Two Clouds walk into a bar. Bartender says “Your server will be right with you”

Cloud Cooking For Geeks…

If you mix Cloud, Flash and an iPad you get blueberry pancakes. Go on, I dare you.

Don’t Forget To Flush…

Cloud is like dysentery: it doesn’t matter what you put into it, all you’re really concerned with is what comes out, how often and where.

FUDtastic

In [Cloud] security, FUD is defined as: Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt. It should be Facts, Unambiguity & Data. Hard to get there from here.